At an extremely formal banquet one evening a very refined Duchess was embarassed by an uncomfortable spasm of wind.
Suddenly she was seized by an inspiration.
She turned to the waiter standing behind her and said in a loud voice "Would you mind stopping that?"
"Not at all Madam" he replied, "which way did it go?"
We know humour is a matter of taste.........
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