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Post by jag12 » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:27 pm

A bloke bought a parrot in a cage but all it would say was " I'm from Yorkshire and I'm dead hard" over and over until the bloke got fed up. He thought I'll show it, that night he came home with a sparrowhawk which he put in the parrots cage and then covered the cage and then he went to bed. In the morning he uncovered the cage to see a dead sparrowhawk and an unruffled parrot on its perch the parrot just said "I'm from Yorkshire and I'm dead hard". Next night he came home with a kestrel,put it in the cage,covered it up and went to bed. In the morning there was a dead kestrel and an unruffled parrot saying "I'm from Yorkshire and I'm dead hard". Bloke was furious and that night came home with a peregrine falcon, the following morning the result was the same a dead falcon and the parrot announcing "I'm from Yorkshire and I'm dead hard". Bloke was incandescent and thought "I'll show that pesky bird" and came home that night with a golden eagle which he put in the cage and covered. In the morning he uncovered the cage to find a dead eagle and the parrot with all its feathers stripped off. The parrot said "I'm from Yorkshire and I'm dead hard but I had to take my coat off for that bugger."


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Post by adamwilkes » Thu May 14, 2020 7:33 am

:lol:


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Post by TrevorG » Thu May 14, 2020 8:21 am

Kinda reminded me of the cockerel with high sexual prowess that I bought to serve the chickens.

When I put it in with the chickens, the next day all the chickens were lying on their backs exhausted and the cockerel was nowhere to be seen. I frantically looked for him and went down the road to Jones's farm where I saw loads of chickens lying on their backs, then some ducks and then the geese!

Carrying on, really worried now, I got to the squire's mansion where all his peacocks were lying on their backs, passing the pheasant pens, they were all flat out as well.....this went on for about a mile until I eventually saw a lump in the middle of the road with Buzzards circling above.

Oh well, I thought, he's copulated himself to death! I quietly went up to him, partly in respect for his prowess you understand.....but as I did...he opened his eye and whispered........

Go away you bugger......crumpet



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