The 5th Affair

We know humour is a matter of taste.........

Moderators: scimjim, philhoward, erikscimitardemon, Roger Pennington, Lukeyboy46, Terry Rickard

Post Reply
Jimt_thenoo
RSSOC Member
Posts: 60
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:46 pm
Location: Motherwell, Scotland
Been thanked: 1 time

The 5th Affair

Post by Jimt_thenoo » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:16 pm

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one penny." "One Penny?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked:
"How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"Five Pence," the barman replied.
"Five Pence?" exclaimed the man.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."


Regards,

Jim T
6773

Present: 78 SE6a Project, 97 MGF project, 07 320D m sport est daily runner, 80 Honda CB900Z project, 84&87 Kawasaki GT550 projects, BMW R1100RT, Kawasaki GPZ500
Past: SE6, Honda VFR750, Honda CBR 600, Honda CB500, Honda CB650Z, BMW K100RS, Jawa 350, Suzuki T250 Hustler, Suzuki GT750 Kettle, Suzuki GT250A

Post Reply

Return to “Jokes”