The 2nd Affair

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Jimt_thenoo
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The 2nd Affair

Post by Jimt_thenoo » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:15 pm

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!

Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"


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Jim T
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Present:
Cars: 78 SE6a Project, 02 rover 75 1.8 project, 97 MGF, BMW 320D m sport est daily runner,
Bikes: 80 Honda CB900Z project, 84&87 Kawasaki GT550 projects, BMW R1100RT, Kawasaki GPZ500

Past:
Cars: SE6, too many blandmobiles too mention!.
Bikes: Honda VFR750, Honda CBR 600, Honda CB500, Honda CB650Z, BMW K100RS, Jawa 350, Suzuki T250 Hustler, Suzuki GT750 Kettle, Suzuki GT250A.

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