Why you need beer

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Why you need beer

Post by Jimt_thenoo » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:07 pm

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending £65 on make-up, £150 for a cut and colour, £30 for a manicure, £40 for a pedicure, £50 on vitamins, £300 on clothes and £600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.


Jim T

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