Batman and Robin

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Jimt_thenoo
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Batman and Robin

Post by Jimt_thenoo » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:38 am

Batman and Robin go camping in the desert, set up their tent and go straight to sleep.

Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend.

"Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Robin replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks Batman.

Robin ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?" Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks:

"Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."


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