3 male corpses

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3 male corpses

Post by Jimt_thenoo » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:50 am

Police call in coroner to examine three male corpses, all with smiles on their face, to identify the males and explain why they died smiling.

After about 30 mins the coroner call them into the mortuary to here the verdict

“body 1 is a 65 year old Frenchman” says the coroner “ died on the job, hence the smile”

“body 2 is 35 year old aberdonian” says the coroner ” died of a heart attack on hearing he won the lottery hence the smile”

“Body 3 is a 25 year old Irishman from county clare” Died of a lightning strike”

“But why is he smiling?” says the policeman

“thought he was getting his picture taken”


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