Hunting Flies

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Hunting Flies

Post by Jimt_thenoo » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:51 pm

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

"3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone".


Jim T

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