TWO BLONDES IN HEAVEN

We know humour is a matter of taste.........

Moderators: scimjim, philhoward, erikscimitardemon, Roger Pennington, Lukeyboy46, Terry Rickard

Post Reply
Jimt_thenoo
RSSOC Member
Posts: 60
Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:46 pm
Location: Motherwell, Scotland
Been thanked: 1 time

TWO BLONDES IN HEAVEN

Post by Jimt_thenoo » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:48 pm

TWO BLONDES IN HEAVEN

One blonde says to another, "How did you die?"

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping."

"How about you, how did you die?

"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde. "You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.

The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity, if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."


Regards,

Jim T
6773

Present: 78 SE6a Project, 97 MGF project, 07 320D m sport est daily runner, 80 Honda CB900Z project, 84&87 Kawasaki GT550 projects, BMW R1100RT, Kawasaki GPZ500
Past: SE6, Honda VFR750, Honda CBR 600, Honda CB500, Honda CB650Z, BMW K100RS, Jawa 350, Suzuki T250 Hustler, Suzuki GT750 Kettle, Suzuki GT250A

Post Reply

Return to “Jokes”