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Post by Jimt_thenoo » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:38 am

A Glasgow woman goes into the social to register for child benefit."How many children?" asks the civil servant.
"10" replies the girl.
"10???" says the civil servant.. "What are their names?"
"Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec .
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naw..." says the girl "its great because if their out playing in the street, ah just have to shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO TO BED NOW 'n' they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed civil servant.
"that's easy," says the girl... "Ah just use their surnames.....


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Post by Stupopt1 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:51 am

HaHa
it seems Glasgow & Essex have some things in common. :D


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Post by Oldconn » Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:16 am

A lot of Alecs in Essex, then? :lol:


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Post by philhoward » Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:19 am

Just replace "Alec" with "Gary" :mrgreen:


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Post by Stupopt1 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:59 pm

Oldconn wrote:
Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:16 am
A lot of Alecs in Essex, then? :lol:
there is a lot of everything in Essex !
I think it must be the climate that attract everyone.


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