The Parrot

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Post by Oldconn » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:04 pm

I'm not sure if this is admissable -but it made me laugh !
THE PARROT


During a lull at a White House dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Secretary of State, Tillerson.

"I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say over two hundred words!"

“Very impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do realize he just speaks the words.

He doesn't really understand what they all mean.”

"Oh, I know", replied Melania, “but neither does the parrot."


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Post by tanuki » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:38 pm

Ian ... I believe it's a sulphur crest parrot of course ... :mrgreen:
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Post by ScimmyMike » Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:34 pm

Just a shame it's not a certain Norwegian Blue in my book


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