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Post by bonkers24seven » Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:31 am

Okay, no one liked the counterfeit joke, lets keep it simple then.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.           
 
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.  The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.            
 
Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.  'It's not unusual' he replied.  

A guy walks into a shop and says: "I'd like a petrol cap for my Scimitar" The worker thinks for a few seconds and replies: "Ok, that seems like a fair trade.

My wife took her driving test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

Did you hear about the magical tractor.... It turned into a field.



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Post by philhoward » Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:29 am

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Post by td99 » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:11 am

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