Why football players don't have other jobs..........

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Why football players don't have other jobs..........

Post by Oldconn » Thu Jun 29, 2017 8:08 am

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."


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Post by b.c.flat hat » Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:13 am

Drill instructor "OK youse lot. Outside on da road in trees, dats one behind de odder twice!"



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Post by bonkers24seven » Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:47 am

"When they have the ball we need to spread out in a bunch"



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