The preacher and the fighter pilot

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The preacher and the fighter pilot

Post by Roger Pennington » Sun May 14, 2017 7:07 pm

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a retired World War II Fighter Pilot on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the retired Fighter Pilot asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The Fighter Pilot then immediately handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"


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Re: The preacher and the fighter pilot

Post by willholderogri » Sun May 14, 2017 7:18 pm

love it

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