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Post by steve bryant » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:18 am

how do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant
put them in a bucket of water, the girl ant will sink,
the other must be......................................................................buoyant
Christmas cracker joke i'm afraid, sorry.

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Post by ScimmyMike » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:36 pm


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Post by 1969SE5 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:04 pm

:lol: :lol:

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