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Post by CNHSS1 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:59 pm

In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 20 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother.

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

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Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
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Post by b.c.flat hat » Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:44 pm

Ha ha! Cheered me oop!



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Post by td99 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:20 pm

Nice ones!


Trevor - 1800Ti daily driver
1800Ti DET project, RAV4

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Post by red rocket » Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:52 pm

Keep them for the commentary box CNH........ows t'car progressing?


I only ride 'em - I dunno what makes them work

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Post by CNHSS1 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:41 pm

Do you know if it's possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks, and put it on someone who isn't family?

Arse skin for a friend.


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Post by CNHSS1 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:42 pm

All work and little time for play at mo Trevor, but plan is still to be out next season, may need to take a week off to really push on.
Hope all's well with you, the family and the fleet :-)


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