Anniversary gift

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Anniversary gift

Postby Oldconn » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:50 am

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 165 in about 2 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......
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