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by steve bryant
Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:53 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Motor industry manufacturers face masks
Replies: 2
Views: 536

Motor industry manufacturers face masks

walking into a bank with a mask on your face just dose not feel right but hey times are a changing
by steve bryant
Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:01 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: chores
Replies: 6
Views: 360

chores

todays chores

cut grass
tidy garage clean spare ro......o look a book
by steve bryant
Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:06 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: tractor sex
Replies: 0
Views: 1427

tractor sex

a guy walks into a barn to find the farm hand doing sexy moves in front of a tractor, hey what you doing there he asks, well said the farm hand I have been trying to get it together with the milk maid but I just cant get it right, the farmer said, well, do something to attract her......................
by steve bryant
Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:36 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: the first computer
Replies: 2
Views: 1701

the first computer

yes, I have been informed that Eve was the first, but hey Adam was second :)
by steve bryant
Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:07 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: the first computer
Replies: 2
Views: 1701

the first computer

what was the first computer and where was it used????

it was an APPLE. and Adam was the first user

but, as with computers


one bite and the whole system crashed
by steve bryant
Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:21 am
Forum: Non-Technical Discussion
Topic: For those denied the pleasure of owning a Reliant
Replies: 15
Views: 2642

For those denied the pleasure of owning a Reliant

we have done three Daytona coupe's for Electric drive, that was four years back I think, and nothing since, battery cars are still very much in its early years and distance needs to improve before it becomes the norm in my opinion.
by steve bryant
Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:17 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: newly wed
Replies: 0
Views: 1694

newly wed

three guys in the pub the Frenchman tells his mates when we got married I told my new wife she is to clean the house and cook for me after a day I saw nothing done after two days I could see she had started to do her jobs the Irish guy tells almost the same story after two days I could see she is st...
by steve bryant
Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:16 am
Forum: Non-Technical Discussion
Topic: Did someone do this before?
Replies: 14
Views: 2860

Did someone do this before?

the series land rovers were the only 4x4 that handled the sani pass on a regular basis and gave little trouble in return.
the chassis did snap under the drivers feet and the spare wheel would destroy the bonnet, but those were minor problems. :)
by steve bryant
Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:13 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Two Feet of Snow in Wallsend
Replies: 3
Views: 2127

Two Feet of Snow in Wallsend

that must be a footpath!
by steve bryant
Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:21 am
Forum: Other Car Chat
Topic: TOYOTA MR2
Replies: 6
Views: 2373

TOYOTA MR2

he has found nothing on E BAY and his Toyota search was in japan. he is now looking at the UK owners club, thanks for the info Nick
by steve bryant
Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:22 am
Forum: Other Car Chat
Topic: TOYOTA MR2
Replies: 6
Views: 2373

TOYOTA MR2

now all you have to do Phil is find me the stuff :D
thanks for fixing it
by steve bryant
Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:16 am
Forum: Other Car Chat
Topic: TOYOTA MR2
Replies: 6
Views: 2373

TOYOTA MR2

please ignore the scratch through lines on the post :?:
by steve bryant
Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:14 am
Forum: Other Car Chat
Topic: TOYOTA MR2
Replies: 6
Views: 2373

TOYOTA MR2

I am not sure if this is the correct place for this but here we are.
a chap I work with is looking for a bonnet and a good/new windscreen for the MR2, its a mk1, 1983, chassis is stamped w10.
if anybody could help in any way it would be much appreciated
steve.
by steve bryant
Thu Feb 01, 2018 8:10 am
Forum: Picture Gallery and Photography
Topic: Well it is not blue or red but it is super bright!
Replies: 2
Views: 2021

Well it is not blue or red but it is super bright!

its true, black cars look better in the dark. :mrgreen:
lovely pic
by steve bryant
Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:19 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: how to steal
Replies: 0
Views: 988

how to steal

sipho and his buddy sam go into a shop and sam says to sipho, I can steal things and you woudnt know I have stolen, do you know I have three mars bars in my pocket so I must be better than you. sipho says huh, watch this, he walks up to the cashier and says please can you give me three mars bars and...

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